we all know one white boy thats fucked their pet and if u dont ur that one white boy

honeyflowed:

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

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psyducked:

I’m off to catch a Valentine

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stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

filthkid:

filthkid:

millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

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  • how

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

ITS THE CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE