fasterfood replied to your post: SOMETIMES WHEN I COUGH I FA…

i hear

you’re always there for me dan <3


50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]


SOMETIMES WHEN I COUGH I FART BUT NO ONE EVER HEARS BC MY COUGHS ARE LOUD


planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.


madturbating:

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

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if i dont respond that means i dont wanna talk or i havent got my phone near me please dont message me several times in a row!!!!


ya but what if this 1 time u got fingered am i still cool richard
Anonymous

what does this even mean??


if u have ever/regularly masturbate and then lick up ur own semen i think u are really disgusting and gross and i dont think u should talk to me


how tall are you? :O)
Anonymous

6 foot..feet..is it foot or feet


whatsacanada:

My mom got me this leather jacket I guess she doesn’t realize we aren’t in the 50s anymore

CHRISSY POO

whatsacanada:

My mom got me this leather jacket
I guess she doesn’t realize we aren’t in the 50s anymore

CHRISSY POO



circumcising:

paleistic:

pale x


how is this pale x

circumcising:

paleistic:

pale x

how is this pale x